i sincerely do not want this to be the case, but i can't think of a single other thing that looks like that and would be in my toilet for any reason. but there it was. i went in to pee, i looked at the water and it was just floating there in a swirly little mess. with some pocket lint. yes, that's right people. i think i just saw josh's sperm.

and then i threw up in my mouth a little.